Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Enjoying the peace and quite and sharing stories back and forth about the week, the family, and the wives.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, ‘I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.’

Further more, she won’t touch my fishing gear, won’t take a sip of my beer when offered, and her friends won’t speak a word to me.

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, ‘You better think it over, Bob.

Women like that are hard to find!