A man, having applied to join the police force in a small south Texas town, is being interviewed to help get rid of all the dirtballs coming across the US and Mexican border.

Lately in the news, there have been many reports of how US Marshals and Border Patrol Agents have been using excessive force. F*CK THOSE PEOPLE. It’s unf*ckingbelieveable that people in this country talk sh*t about border agents and others trying to protect us from the very dirt bags that cause most of our crime in the US.

These dirtballs are dirty, up to no good, and will take the shirt off your back or stick a knife in your gut without hesitation. We really need to man the border with a combined effort of all the US Military Special Operations Group. Units that will take no sh*t from anyone, do their job, and rid the US of these nasty pigs crossing into America illegally! Here’s how the interviews should go for the small towns across the US / Mexico border:The Chief says ‘Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.’

Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues ‘Take this gun, go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six suspected felons, and a rabbit.

The man says ‘Why the rabbit?’

‘Fantastic attitude!‘ says the Chief. ‘When can you start!

Bravo I say, let’s start shooting!