All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the hell was in charge.

I should be in charge, said the brain, Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.

I should be in charge, said the blood, Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.

I should be in charge, said the stomach, Because I process food and give all of you energy.

I should be in charge, said the legs, because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.

I should be in charge, said the eyes, Because I allow the body to see where it goes.

I should be in charge, said the nasty ass, Because I’m responsible for waste removal.

All the other body parts laughed at the nasty ass and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,

• the stomach was bloated,
• the legs got wobbly,
• the eyes got watery,
• and the blood Was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?
The fucking asshole is usually in charge!