Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. Hmmm, brings me back to the old college days for sure
- Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. but wouldn’t it be fun?
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge. Didn’t say shit about wine and the margaritas did it?
- 0600 is when you get up, not when you go to bed. ha ha… so true
You hear your favorite song in an elevator. Hell no, still waiting for the day that I hear Judas Priest or Iron Maiden in an elevator!
- You watch the Weather Channel. Don’t watch TV, unless you’re talking about Battlestar Galactica
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.” Suprisingly this isn’t true! But, then again, I only hang with 2 or 3 friends.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. ah, yes… I do miss the military
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.” Who are you kidding? I haven’t wore a suit and tie in a decade. Does this help?
- You’re the one calling the police because those fuckings kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.No, I’m the one beating down there door and having a talk with them!
Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. ha ha
- You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. The hell I don’t, everyone needs a good 7 layer burrito from Tango Bravo at some time, even in Idaho.
- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. So true
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers. Exactly
- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. Shit… sleeping just about anywhere screws my back up.
- You take naps. Not I, maybe the nap people should take a vitamin or two.
- Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. You got it! Maybe… twice a year?
Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. NEVER! I kill for a good batch of wings.
- You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. Another one I just have to chuckle at…
A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.” Again, laughing.
- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. Still never eat breakfast… just some oats.
- “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.” Glad I’m over that stage… haven’t tied on a good one since I left the Nav.
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Ain’t that a bitch…
- You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. :)!
- When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh shit what the hell!” No, I’d still go the “OH SHIT” route…
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i think im definitely ageing - I’m at the age where I’m thinkin, shit 38 how’d that happen!
scary