Due to the popularity of the Survivor’s shows, Idaho is planning to do its own, title “Survivor Idaho Style

The contestants will start in Pocatello, travel over to Blackfoot. Then they will head up to Idaho Falls and Rexburg. From there they will proceed on to St. Anthony, and Salmon. Then they will go west to Challis, Stanley and over to Riggins through McCall. From Riggins they will go back down to Cambridge, Weiser, over to Payette and Fruitland.

They would travel through Caldwell, Nampa and Boise, taking I-84 to Mountain Home, Jerome and Twin Falls. The final leg will be through Burley, Rupert, American Falls, ending back in Pocatello.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a LARGE bumper sticker that reads:

“I’m gay. I’m a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans Suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I’m here to confiscate your guns

The first one that makes it back to Pocatello alive, wins. Good luck to all contestants.