My last post was about the “ASS” being in charge so I thought I’d pass this one along also to all who haven’t seen the ASSICONS! Somebody, somewhere had way to much time on their hands. Who else would sit at their desk and think of assiscons. What the hell are assicons?

Wel now, we all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where:

means a smile and is a frown.

….blah blah blah. Well, here’s something to satisfy all you freaks out there that have some type of sick ass fetish, you sick f*cks! We might say that this page has a lot of nice assicons. Where would one live to see everyone of these on a daily basis?

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_O_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass