http://www.forshizelmynizel.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:48:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en What the hell is wrong with our country. We used to have such proud, respectful, and knowledgeable leaders. Congress has gone to sh*t, the president has gone to sh*t, and all these f*cking liberals want something for nothing. Or, they get offended by the smallest of issues and have to ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/american-presidential-race-in-the-dumps.html Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. The dot over the letter i is called a 'tittle'. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up & down continuously from the bottom of the glass to ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/things-ya-know-things-you-should-know.html Men have quite a few rules to stand by. Some change, some remain the same for their lifetime. But, it really doesn't matter, women constantly beat men and get away with it. Even our sad American justice system sways towards the woman, even though the woman may be beating the ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/the-holy-rules-of-any-good-man.html Some say the Indians of America were smarter than the average man today, given the technology they had to work with. Some may say they were too simple of a culture. We all love the Lone Ranger and Tonto, here's a story that will adjust your thinking on who knows what! The ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/ancient-wisdom-from-tonto-himself.html In just eight years. Remember the election in 2000? We were all sitting pretty good in the US economy. Enjoying Summers, having money to play with the family and friends. Not worrying about how many miles or how much gas you'll need to go. Not having to worry about ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/wtf-was-our-government-thinking.html Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/how-to-save-the-us-airlines.html Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/ass-kissing-will-put-you-over-the-top.html My niece, Katelyn, stationed at Baluud , Iraq was assigned, with others of her detachment, to be escort/guard/ watcher for Martha Raddatz of ABC News as she covered John McCain's recent trip to Iraq ... Katelyn and her Captain stood directly behind Raddatz as she queried GI's walking past. They kept ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/yes-we-really-do-hate-the-american-media.html When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired you have those sometimes] try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/do-you-really-hate-your-job.html For all my military buddies, I know you can relate, I know you'll appreciate... Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/we-really-do-hate-the-media.html