http://www.forshizelmynizel.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:47:52 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Since  few of us watch MSNBC, we need to get this sent  around to our friends so MSNBC will know what  people really think of him.  Otherwise,  they will report everyone is happy.  VOTE  and send it on to your  friends. MSNBC  has a live poll to grade Obama's performance as  ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/obama-is-doing-what-vote-and-spread-the-word.html Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/steelers-to-loose-super-bowl-trophies.html 1. The American people elect a black president with a total of 42 days experience as a U S Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure Terrorists civil rights ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/obamas-two-week-recap.html When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don"t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don"t know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/anger-management-at-its-finest.html We have the standard 6ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-growler-nut-and-pissel.html One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/god-or-santa-have-you-been-good.html Whenever congress starts to think that submarine duty is no longer dangerous and maybe hazardous duty pay should be stopped, an incident such as this comes along. As many times that we have transited this area of the Pacific in Halibut it makes you wonder how close we came ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/the-account-of-uss-san-francisco-ssn-711.html When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 Hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/mayonnaise-jar-and-2-cups-of-coffee.html Are you expecting a heart wrenching story about a cat that got run over by a truck, lost a leg, dragged himself 100 miles after being bitten by a snake??? Well, this is a picture of a cat who truly is the envy of most men I know, and some women ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-cat-named-lucky-sooo-lucky.html Pretty good vid of a guy climbing a ladder while wearing a kilt. The catch is that the guy in the kilt is wearing traditional Highland attire with his kilt, meaning there is nothing under his kilt with exception of a sausage and buns. You'll see, It's a pretty good trick, ... http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-kilt-a-sausage-and-some-buns.html