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		<title>Things ya Know, Things you should know</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Money isn&#8217;t made out of paper, it&#8217;s made out of cotton..
The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
The dot over the letter i is called a &#8216;tittle&#8217;.
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up &#38; down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
Susan Lucci is the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Money isn&#8217;t made out of paper, it&#8217;s made out of cotton..</p>
<p>The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.</p>
<p>The dot over the letter i is called a &#8216;tittle&#8217;.</p>
<p>A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up &amp; down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.</p>
<p>Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.</p>
<p>40% of McDonald&#8217;s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.</p>
<p>315 entries in Webster&#8217;s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.</p>
<p>The &#8217;spot&#8217; on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.</p>
<p>On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.</p>
<p>Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.</p>
<p><center><img src="/images/what-the-heck.jpg" /></center>Chocolate affects a dog&#8217;s heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark&#8217;s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.</p>
<p>Most lipstick contains fish scales.</p>
<p>Most guys, and some women prefer bigger boobs than smaller. Big titties are the source of envy for many.</p>
<p><center><img src="/images/big-titties.jpg" alt="big titties" /></center><center> </center>Ketchup was sold in the 1830&#8217;s as medicine.Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn&#8217;t wear pants.</p>
<p>Upper &amp; lower case letters are named &#8216;upper&#8217; &amp; &#8216;lower&#8217; because in the time when all original print was set in individual letters, the upper case&#8217; letters were stored in the top case and the &#8216;lower case&#8217; letters were stored on the bottom case.</p>
<p>Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time hence, multi- tasking was invented.</p>
<p>Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.</p>
<p>There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.</p>
<p><center><img src="/images/ball-hang.jpg" /></center>The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!</p>
<p>Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa&#8217;s lips.</p>
<p>A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.</p>
<p>The mask used by Michael Myers in the original &#8216;Halloween&#8217; was a Captain Kirk&#8217;s mask painted white.</p>
<p>If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)</p>
<p><center><img src="/images/nut-chair.jpg" /></center>By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can&#8217;t sink in quicksand (&amp; you thought this list was completely useless).The phrase &#8216;rule of thumb&#8217; from an old English law stated that you couldn&#8217;t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.</p>
<p>The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.</p>
<p>Celery has negative calories, takes more calories to eat a stalk of celery than it has in it to begin with &amp; the same with apples!</p>
<p><center><img src="/images/milk-force.jpg" /></center>Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher..</p>
<p>Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.</p>
<p>Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.</p>
<p>George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart: &#8216;Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she&#8217;s behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her off to jail.</p>
<p align="center"><strong>SO, pass this along to your friends and<br />
hopefully they&#8217;ll say &#8220;What the F*ck&#8221;? </strong></p>
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