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Democrat or Republican Little Girl

I asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses [...]

A Condom is our National Symbol

Today we will all get out and vote for the next president of the United States. Most of us are looking at the election as the “lesser of two evils”.
On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace.
On the other side, John McCain will force us [...]