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Obama is doing what? Vote and Spread the Word

admin — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:42:28 +0000

Since few of us watch MSNBC, we need to get this sent around to our friends so MSNBC will know what people really think of him. Otherwise, they will report everyone is happy. VOTE and send it on to your friends.

MSNBC has a live poll to grade Obama’s performance as President, and we need to get some conservative voices showing up in the results! Here is the site: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493093/

At this moment he is rated 58% “A” and 28% “F” PLEASE VOTE AND THEN PASS THIS ON!!!

SPREAD THE WORD TO YOUR OTHER CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS, ASSOCIATES, AND FAMILY AND SITES!

A Balloonist, a Republican or Democrat

admin — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:14:35 +0000

A very hot lesbian woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost, and didn’t really know where the f*ck she was. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him,’Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.’

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, ‘You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.’

She rolled her eyes and said, ‘What the F*ck does that mean, you must be a Republican.”I am,’ replied the man. ‘How hell did you know?”Well,’ answered the balloonist, ‘ all the sh*t you just told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what the f*ck to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me’

The man smiled and responded,’You must be a Democrat.’

‘I am,’ replied the balloonist.’How did you know?’

‘Well,’ said the man,’you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.

You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.’

Democrat or Republican Little Girl

admin — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:57:23 +0000

I asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’

‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50.

-Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.’

She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?’

I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’

No matter which way the johnson swings, there’s going to be one hell of a bombshell looking you straight in the eyes.

Step back, take a breath, and dive in!

A Condom is our National Symbol

admin — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:48:28 +0000

Today we will all get out and vote for the next president of the United States. Most of us are looking at the election as the “lesser of two evils”.

On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace.

On the other side, John McCain will force us into kicking everyone’s ass on this planet. Both will bring tough times to America.

The government today announced that it is changing it’s national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

A condom allows for inflation
Halts any type of production
Destroys the next generation.
Protects a bunch of f*cking pricks.
Gives you a sense of security while you’re being boned up the ass on a daily basis

We are refunding you’re money, we have
found you’re too f*cking ugly to bang.
Please, go find a dog for your pleasure
Way to go sparky, we all loved being wrapped up in sheep skin or some rubbery latex. The American public should be using condoms, not making decisions on a pro-condomatic process we have all learned to hate.

WTF was our Government Thinking?

admin — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:45:46 +0000

In just eight years. Remember the election in 2000? We were all sitting pretty good in the US economy. Enjoying Summers, having money to play with the family and friends. Not worrying about how many miles or how much gas you’ll need to go. Not having to worry about what color code the terror alert is…

Thought you might like to read the following on how f*cked up our nation is in mid 2008. We’re getting ready to vote again, but as usual, neither candidate will deliver what we need. Keep this in mind:

A little over seven years ago:

Consumer confidence stood at a 50 year year high;
Regular gasoline sold for $1.69 a gallon;
The unemployment rate was 4.5%.
We had a balanced federal budget for the first time in 50 years

Since voting in a Republican Congress in 2000 we have seen:

Consumer confidence plummet;
The cost of regular gasoline soar to over $3.50 a gallon;
Unemployment is up to 5% (a 10% increase);
American households have seen $2.3 trillion in equity value evaporate (stock and mutual fund losses);
Americans have seen their home equity drop by $1.2 trillion dollars;
1% of American homes are in foreclosure. America voted for change in 2006, and we got it!

Remember the president is the captain of the ship. He signs laws into law everyday and this president and the republician congress was handed a balanced budget and a strong ecomony in 2000 and has damanged it beyond belief. Nice job leaders, what the f*ck were you thinking?