Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama’s private plane.
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,  ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied,  ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make [...]

Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
Put the Florida alligators [...]