MSNBC  has a live poll to grade Obama’s performance as  President, and we need to get some conservative  voices showing up in the results!  Here is  the site: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493093/

At  this moment he is rated 58% “A” and 28%  “F”  PLEASE VOTE AND THEN PASS  THIS ON!!!

SPREAD THE WORD TO YOUR OTHER CONSERVATIVE  FRIENDS, ASSOCIATES, AND FAMILY AND  SITES!

We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl. said Obama We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times. Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well. Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.

My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league. Obama assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title. Obama promises. We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league.

The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler’s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper.

All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussain Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for Hope and Change.

Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,  ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied,  ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.’

Michelle added,  ‘That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.’

I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.

• Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
• Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
• Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

A VERY SIMPLE solution for various problems. But, the f*cking liberals and pacifists won’t let this happen because they’re afraid someone will cry, or get their feelings hurt. So be it bizels! These dirt bags only end up hurting our country.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?  Yes!

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E  C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq  Why don’t we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

T H E  1 0  C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal,’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians…It creates a hostile work environment.

PART OF THE PROBLEM

• Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
• Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
• Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?  Yes!

Also, Think about this: If you don’t want to send this post to a friend for fear of offending someone– YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is Time for America to Speak up!

On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace.

On the other side, John McCain will force us into kicking everyone’s ass on this planet. Both will bring tough times to America.

• A condom allows for inflation
• Halts any type of production
• Destroys the next generation.
• Protects a bunch of f*cking pricks.
• Gives you a sense of security while you’re being boned up the ass on a daily basis

We are refunding you’re money, we have
found you’re too f*cking ugly to bang.
Please, go find a dog for your pleasure

Our leaders, however experienced they are… nothing but liars and backstabbing politicians. Every other country is finally able to see through our mighty American blanket and see what a fucked up government we really do have. Here’s an excerpt from the Holland press. Something I know most of us can sadley agree on.

“We in Holland cannot figure out why you in America are even bothering to hold an election?

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, opposed by a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there any contest here?”