I asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses [...]

What the hell is wrong with our country. We used to have such proud, respectful, and knowledgeable leaders. Congress has gone to sh*t, the president has gone to sh*t, and all these f*cking liberals want something for nothing. Or, they get offended by the smallest of issues and have to make sure everyone knows about [...]