One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a [...]

A very hot lesbian woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost, and didn’t really know where the f*ck she was. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him,’Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but [...]