Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,  ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied,  ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.’

Michelle added,  ‘That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.’

I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

Sarah Palin, wow, what a hottie. I’m sure the foreign leaders are somewhat bummed about not having her visit them in their country. They’d have to be bummed unless the they’re all gay.

I’m sure they’re are millions in America that vote for her JUST because of her looks, her long fine legs… ha ha, and you know this to be true! But, all joking aside, she really is a trusted female politician that has a lot of responsibility regardless of not being elected vice-president.

Rumors have it that she has been voted one of the all-time sexiest female politicians in modern time.

Wow, what legs she has. She’s smart, she doesn’t take sh*t, and she’s got one hell of a body!
Question: What is America’s first line of missile interceptor defense that protects the entire United States?
Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard.

Question: What is the ONLY National Guard unit on permanent active duty?
Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard

Question: Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard?
Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska

Question: What U.S. Governor is routinely briefed on highly classified military issues, homeland security, and counter terrorism?
Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska

Question: What U.S. Governor has a higher classified security rating than either candidate of the Democrat Party?
Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen different books, such as ‘How to Improve Your Business’ and ‘Becoming More Successful.

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you.

I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress. We should have all voted a little more carefully this year.

And… is anyone else sick of the phrase “fundamental differences” and “fundamentally different”? Seems like these two phrases were shoved down our throats from both sides of the ticket.

Here’s one for you, “fundamentally make sh*t better in the US and stop f*cking around with our kids’ money!”

She shouted to him,’Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.’

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, ‘You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.’

The man smiled and responded,’You must be a Democrat.’

‘I am,’ replied the balloonist.’How did you know?’

‘Well,’ said the man,’you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.

You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.’

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’

‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50.

-Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.’

She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?’

I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’

No matter which way the johnson swings, there’s going to be one hell of a bombshell looking you straight in the eyes.

Step back, take a breath, and dive in!

Our leaders, however experienced they are… nothing but liars and backstabbing politicians. Every other country is finally able to see through our mighty American blanket and see what a fucked up government we really do have. Here’s an excerpt from the Holland press. Something I know most of us can sadley agree on.

“We in Holland cannot figure out why you in America are even bothering to hold an election?

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, opposed by a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there any contest here?”

33 Senators Voted Against English as America’s Official Language on June 6, 2007. On Wed. 6 June 2007 23:35:23 – 0500 Colonel Harry Riley, USA, Ret. Wrote:

Senators:

Your vote against an amendment to the immigration Bill 1348……to make English America’s official language is astounding. On D-Day, no less, when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock, character and principles of America, I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don’t much care where you come from. What your religion is. Whether you’re black, white, or some other color

Male or female……Democrat, Republican or Independent……. But I do care when you are a United States Senator representing Citizens of America….and vote against English as the official language of the United States.

Your vote reflects Betrayal. Political Surrender. Violates Your Pledge of Allegiance. Dishonors historical principle. Rejects Patriotism. Borders on traitorous action and, in my opinion, makes you unfit to serve as a United States Senator…impeachment… Recall. Or other appropriate action is warranted or worse.

Four of you voting against English as America’s Official Language are Presidential Candidates: Senator Biden, Senator Clinton, Senator Dodd and Senator Obama.

Four Senators vying to lead America, but won’t or Don’t have the courage to cast a vote in favor of “English” as America’s Official Language when 91% of American Citizens want English officially designated as our language.

This is the second time in the last several months this list of Senators have disgraced themselves as “policital
Hacks”. Unworthy as Senators and certainly unqualified to serve as President of the United States.

If America is as angry as I am, you will realize a backlash so stunning it will literally “rock you out of your panties”. And preferably totally out of the United States Senate.

The entire immigration bill is a farce… Your action only confirms this really isn’t about America…..it is about self-serving politics……despicable at best. It has been said:

“Never Argue with an Idiot….They’ll drag you down to their level!”

The following Senators voted against making English the official language
Of America:

Akaka (D-HI)
Bayh (D-IN)
Biden (D-DE) (Wants to be President)
Bingaman (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Clinton (D-NY) (Wants to be President)
Dayton (D-MN)
Dodd (D- MN) wants to be president
Domenici (R-NM) coward. Protecting his senate seat
Durbin (D-IL)
Feingold (D-win) – not unusual for him
Feinstein (D-ca)
Harkin (D-IA)
Inouye (D-hi)
Jeffords (I-VT)
Kennedy – (D-ma)
Kerry (D-ma) (tried to be president)
Kohl (D-WI))
Lautenberg (D-NJ)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Lieberman (I-CT) Disappointment here…..
Menendez (D-NJ)
Mikulski (D-MD)
Murray (D-WA)
Obama (D-IL) (Wants to be President)
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV) Senate Majority Leader
As Lazar (D-CO)
Sarbanes (D-MD)
Schumer (D-NY)
Stabenow (D-M

PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN
“Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or Hanged!

She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Republican!”

“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”

The man smiles and responds, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am,” replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but yet somehow, now it’s all my fault.”

Yes, some say that Obama’s father raised him as a radical Muslim, simply not true. Again, we ask… what religion is he? He father was later described as an atheist… or agnostic. The choice was his at any given time. Barak is not a Muslim even though the media plays that card quite a bit. The dirtballs in the media, including the lying politicians play the same game. Whatever serves them best at any given time, is how they’ll roll.

The fact, Obama is a proud member of the United Church of Christ. He has stated this many times but the media conveniently turns their head. He has been a member since the late 80’s, almost 20 years. He didn’t convert from Muslim to Christianity due to public office, he converted long before he ever thought of running for anything.

So, all you freaks out there wondering what religion he is… just remember, it’s not Muslim