Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama’s private plane.
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,  ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied,  ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make [...]

According to the Washington Post, she first met with McCain in February, but nobody ever found out. This is a woman used to keeping secrets. She can be entrusted with our national security, because she already is.
Sarah Palin, wow, what a hottie. I’m sure the foreign leaders are somewhat bummed about not having her visit [...]