Forshizelmynizel » osama http://www.forshizelmynizel.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:47:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 A Condom is our National Symbol http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-condom-is-our-national-symbol.html http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-condom-is-our-national-symbol.html#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:48:28 +0000 admin http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-condom-is-our-national-symbol.html Today we will all get out and vote for the next president of the United States. Most of us are looking at the election as the “lesser of two evils”.

On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace.

On the other side, John McCain will force us into kicking everyone’s ass on this planet. Both will bring tough times to America.



The government today announced that it is changing it’s national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

  • A condom allows for inflation
  • Halts any type of production
  • Destroys the next generation.
  • Protects a bunch of f*cking pricks.
  • Gives you a sense of security while you’re being boned up the ass on a daily basis



We are refunding you’re money, we have
found you’re too f*cking ugly to bang.
Please, go find a dog for your pleasure
Way to go sparky, we all loved being wrapped up in sheep skin or some rubbery latex. The American public should be using condoms, not making decisions on a pro-condomatic process we have all learned to hate.

]]> http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-condom-is-our-national-symbol.html/feed 2 Fill that in with water http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/fill-that-in-with-water.html http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/fill-that-in-with-water.html#comments Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:10:00 +0000 fctoma http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/fill-that-in-with-water.html Three men – a Canadian farmer, osama bin laden and an American are all workingtogether one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total”, says the Genie.

The Canadian says, “I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .”

POOF! With the blink of the Genie”s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land.”

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie”s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.


The American says, “I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.” The Genie explains… it”s about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it”s virtually impenetrable.”

The American sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, “Fuck him, fill it with water!”

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