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A Condom is our National Symbol

Today we will all get out and vote for the next president of the United States. Most of us are looking at the election as the “lesser of two evils”.
On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace.
On the other side, John McCain will force us [...]

Fill that in with water

Three men – a Canadian farmer, osama bin laden and an American are all workingtogether one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total”, says the Genie.
The Canadian says, “I am a farmer and my son [...]