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Obama and Oprah – Our Worst Nightmare

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama’s private plane.
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,  ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied,  ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make [...]

Fundamentally Shut the Hell Up

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a [...]