A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.”-Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance.
“Aim towards the Enemy.”-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.”-U.S. Marine Corps
“Cluster bombing from B-52s is […]

Outrageous and insensitive? FUCK OFF you faggy bitch! Who are you to call a US Army General insensitive and outrageous. You’d better be lucky he doesn’t squish your bum-hunting ass and squish you. Outrageous and insensitive is what some gay leader (since when do sexual preferences need a “leader”???) called General Peter Pace, in the […]