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A Condom is our National Symbol

admin — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:48:28 +0000

Today we will all get out and vote for the next president of the United States. Most of us are looking at the election as the “lesser of two evils”.

On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace.

On the other side, John McCain will force us into kicking everyone’s ass on this planet. Both will bring tough times to America.

The government today announced that it is changing it’s national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

A condom allows for inflation
Halts any type of production
Destroys the next generation.
Protects a bunch of f*cking pricks.
Gives you a sense of security while you’re being boned up the ass on a daily basis

We are refunding you’re money, we have
found you’re too f*cking ugly to bang.
Please, go find a dog for your pleasure
Way to go sparky, we all loved being wrapped up in sheep skin or some rubbery latex. The American public should be using condoms, not making decisions on a pro-condomatic process we have all learned to hate.

We really do hate the media

admin — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:12:50 +0000

For all my military buddies, I know you can relate, I know you’ll appreciate…

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he’d grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, Well, Im a Southerner, so Id like one last plate of fried chicken. The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, Now I can die content.

Charlie Gibson said, I’m living in New York, so Id like to hear the song The Moon and Me one last time. The terrorists leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied.Brian Williams said, I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and whats about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end. The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, Now I can die happy.

The leader turned and said, And now, Mr. US Marine, what is your final wish?

Kick me in the ass, said the Marine. What? asked the leader, Will you mock us in your last hour? No, Im NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass, insisted the Marine.

So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, with his knife he slashed the throat of one with an AK-47, which he took, and sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11!

In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him, Why didn’t you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?

What!?! replied the Marine, and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor….?

Wanna beat down an Enemy Combatant?

fctoma — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:39:00 +0000

It’s pretty sad that we have Americans fighting for the dirtball’s rights in our US prisons. I say let these dirtballs suffer, let them get diseased, let them die a painful death. Why? What the hell do you think they would do to you and your family if they saw you walking down a street in Baghdad? Do you think they’d smile at you? Do you think they’d take you in and be nice to you? Hello no, they’d cut you down in a minute. This rant is targetted at all you whining liberal traitors out there, who are living in America. You bitch at our government to be kind to these scumbags, you want these scumbags to have rights, not to be beaten. The type of people who bitch about how our military treats enemy combatants should be flown over Afghanistan, dropped by plane to the ground wrapped in an American flag. Then, just wait and see what happens.

You people, who are sticking up for these fucks, have to idea what it takes to win a battle. A war is no place to be kind, no place for compassion, no place for whining sissy’s like yourself. Let these pigs rot in jail, hopefully our Marines will be kicking their ass hourly. Maybe a swift elbow to the head, busting their nose, breaking their eye socket. Treat them as bad as possible. They’ll NEVER learn. Look at how long these fools have been fighting, 1000’s of years… let me repeat THOUSANDS of YEARS these fools have been fighting. We are just a speck on thier radar. It will never change, let’s take advantage and beat the living shit out of enemy combatants and POWs.

Yes, I said POW’s… Screw the Geneva convention. All we hear is they “aren’t prisoners of war”, the US hasn’t declared war, the terrorists haven’t declared war. What the fuck to you call them taking down the twin towers??? Beheadings? Kidnappings? IEDs? Are you clueless. Put down your pen and pencil, leave your cushy job, and pick up a weapon. Have the balls to go fight for your country instead of being a coward and bitching at the government and people who protect your worthless ass. Maybe one day we’ll see the terrorists brought to justice publicly. This is America, go over and enjoy their culture if you’re so worried about all the scumbag, nasty, foul, pieces of shit that are killing our soldiers.