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Fill that in with water

Three men – a Canadian farmer, osama bin laden and an American are all workingtogether one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total”, says the Genie.
The Canadian says, “I am a farmer and my son [...]

A Bitch in under any circumstance

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes
The 1st passenger said, “I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, and I can’t afford to die.” So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, “I am [...]