Forshizelmynizel » indian http://www.forshizelmynizel.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:47:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Ancient Wisdom from Tonto Himself http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/ancient-wisdom-from-tonto-himself.html http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/ancient-wisdom-from-tonto-himself.html#comments Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:06:58 +0000 admin http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/ancient-wisdom-from-tonto-himself.html Some say the Indians of America were smarter than the average man today, given the technology they had to work with. Some may say they were too simple of a culture.

We all love the Lone Ranger and Tonto, here’s a story that will adjust your thinking on who knows what!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, Kemosabe, look towards sky; what you see?

The Lone Ranger replies, I see millions of stars.What that tell you? asked Tonto.

 
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of Galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we Will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?

You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent.

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