Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
Put the Florida alligators [...]

Bush WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU? I thought you’d be good, I thought you wouldn’t spend “that” much. How much fucking money do we owe now? BRING OUR TROOPS HOME. You’re killing our brave fighting men over there. We can’t win a war that has been raging for 5000 years. GET A CLUE!
You want [...]