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		<title>Are you a Democrat, Republican or Idahoan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fctoma</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a little test that will help you decide.  The answer can be found by posing the following question:

 
You&#8217;re walking down a deserted street with your  wife and two small  children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist  with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,  screams [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;">Here is a little test that will help you decide.  The answer can be </span><span style="font-size:100%;">found by posing the following question:</p>
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<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div>
<div style="font-style:italic;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">You&#8217;re walking down a deserted street with your  wife and two s<span>m</span>all  children.<span> </span>Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist  with a huge <span>knife comes around the corner,<span> </span></span>locks eyes with you,  screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,  and charges at you.</p>
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<div style="font-style:italic;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div>
<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-style:italic;font-size:100%;">You are carrying a weapon, and you are an  expert shot. </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style:italic;">You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your  family. What the fuck do you do?</span></p>
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<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div>
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<div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Democrat&#8217;s  Answer</p>
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<p><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/Ry6RxjMrBnI/AAAAAAAABDQ/Yq6M8AK9zs8/s1600-h/democratic-dumbass.jpg"><img style="display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/Ry6RxjMrBnI/AAAAAAAABDQ/Yq6M8AK9zs8/s400/democratic-dumbass.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></div>
<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div>
<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Well, that&#8217;s not enough information to answer the  question!<br />Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?<br />Have I ever done  anything to him that would inspire him to attack?<br />Could we run away?<br />What does my wife think?<br />What about the kids?<br />What does the law say  about this situation?<br />Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,<br />and what  kind of message does<br />this send to society and to my children?<br />Does he   definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?<br />Should  I call 9-1-1?<br />Why is this street so deserted?<br />We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. <!-- D(["mb","\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt; \u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"2\"\&gt;. \u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt;  \u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt; \u003c/font\&gt;\u003cdiv\&gt;  \u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt;\u003cbr\&gt;\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"3\"\&gt;\u003cstrong\&gt;Republican&#39;s  Answer \u003c/strong\&gt;\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt; \u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt;\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\"\&gt;BANG! \u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt;   \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt;    \u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt; \u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt;\u003cbr\&gt;\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"3\"\&gt;\u003cstrong\&gt;Idahoan&#39;s  Answer  \u003c/strong\&gt;\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt; \u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt;\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\"\&gt;BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  \u003cbr\&gt;Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG!\n BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt;\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\"\&gt;BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! \u003cbr\&gt;Click\u003cbr\&gt;\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt;\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\"\&gt;Daughter: &quot;Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester  Silver\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt; \u003cdiv\&gt;\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\&gt;\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\"\&gt;Tips or Hollow Points? \u003cbr\&gt;Son: Can I shoot the next one!  \u003cbr\&gt;Wife: And you Ain&#39;t Taking That To \u003cspan\&gt;the  \u003c/span\&gt;taxidermist. \u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/font\&gt;\u003c/div\&gt;",1] );  //--></span></div>
<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div>
<p>   <span style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"> </span>
<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">  </span><span style="font-size:100%;"></p>
<p></span>
<div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Republican&#8217;s  Answer</p>
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<p><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/Ry6RxjMrBoI/AAAAAAAABDY/8Qm1_S5c6F4/s1600-h/dumb-republican-firing.jpg"><img style="display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/Ry6RxjMrBoI/AAAAAAAABDY/8Qm1_S5c6F4/s400/dumb-republican-firing.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></div>
<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div>
<div style="text-align:center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">BANG</span></span>! </span></div>
<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">    </span></div>
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<div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="color:rgb(204, 0, 0);">Idahoan&#8217;s  Answer</span></strong></span></div>
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<p><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="color:rgb(204, 0, 0);"><br /></span></strong></span><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/Ry6RxzMrBpI/AAAAAAAABDg/EjQKZW4ohpA/s1600-h/hillbilly-gun.jpg"><img style="display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/Ry6RxzMrBpI/AAAAAAAABDg/EjQKZW4ohpA/s400/hillbilly-gun.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></div>
<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div>
<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!<br />Click&#8230;.. (Sounds of reloading) BANG!  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!</span></div>
<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!<br />Click</p>
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<div style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Daughter</span>: &#8220;Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester  Silver Tips or Hollow Points?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Son</span>: Can I shoot the next one!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wife</span>: And you Ain&#8217;t Taking That To <span>the  </span>taxidermist.</p>
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<div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-style:italic;font-weight:bold;font-size:130%;">Idaho really is a good place&#8230;</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div>
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		<title>Survivor Show &#8211; Idaho Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fctoma</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Due to the popularity of the Survivor&#8217;s shows, Idaho is planning to do its own, title &#8220;Survivor Idaho Style
The contestants will start in Pocatello, travel over to Blackfoot. Then they will head up to Idaho Falls and Rexburg.  From there they will proceed on to St. Anthony, and Salmon.  Then they will go [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Due to the popularity of the Survivor&#8217;s shows, Idaho is planning to do its own, title &#8220;Survivor Idaho Style</p>
<p><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/Rgnd8lsIKDI/AAAAAAAAARg/zM2azerOYAA/s1600-h/idaho_redneck_hillbilly.jpg"><img style="float:right;cursor:pointer;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/Rgnd8lsIKDI/AAAAAAAAARg/zM2azerOYAA/s400/idaho_redneck_hillbilly.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>The contestants will start in Pocatello, travel over to Blackfoot. Then they will head up to <a href="http://www.youridahofalls.com/">Idaho Falls</a> and Rexburg.  From there they will proceed on to St. Anthony, and Salmon.  Then they will go west to Challis, Stanley and over to Riggins through McCall.  From Riggins they will go back down to Cambridge, Weiser, over to Payette and Fruitland.</p>
<p>They would travel through Caldwell, Nampa and Boise, taking I-84 to Mountain Home, Jerome and Twin Falls.  The final leg will be through Burley, Rupert, American Falls, ending back in Pocatello.</p>
<p>Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a LARGE bumper sticker that reads:</p>
<p>&#8220;<span style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0);">I&#8217;m gay</span>. <span style="color:rgb(0, 153, 0);font-weight:bold;">I&#8217;m a Vegetarian</span>. <span style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(153, 0, 0);">Beer is harmful to your health</span>. <span style="color:rgb(255, 102, 102);font-weight:bold;">Republicans Suck</span>. <span style="color:rgb(51, 51, 255);font-weight:bold;">Hillary in 2008</span>. <span style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0);">Deer hunting is murder</span>, and <span style="color:rgb(153, 102, 51);font-weight:bold;">I&#8217;m  here to confiscate your guns</span></p>
<p>The first one that makes it back to Pocatello alive, wins.  Good luck to all contestants.</p>
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		<title>Idaho ranks dead last for child care</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fctoma</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK&#8230; Idaho ranks dead last for child care and standards for day care providers. I&#8217;m not too experienced in this arena but I can say RESEARCH and talk to others. If you&#8217;re looking for daycare, do NOT read printed or online testimonials. Most of the online or printed testimonials cannot be trusted, not just for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/RfYqnWa5leI/AAAAAAAAAQI/zlE3_2j-hBE/s1600-h/fuck+you.jpg"><img style="float:right;cursor:pointer;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/RfYqnWa5leI/AAAAAAAAAQI/zlE3_2j-hBE/s400/fuck+you.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>OK&#8230; <span style="font-weight:bold;">Idaho ranks dead last for child care</span> and standards for day care providers. I&#8217;m not too experienced in this arena but I can say RESEARCH and talk to others. If you&#8217;re looking for daycare, do NOT read printed or online testimonials. Most of the online or printed testimonials cannot be trusted, not just for daycare, but anywhere you see them.</p>
<p><span style="font-style:italic;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204, 0, 0);">Talk to someone you KNOW before your commit</span>. You&#8217;re crazy if you let a complete stranger (Meaning neither you or someone you know has any history or experience with this provider)! I can&#8217;t stress enough to talk to people who have been with a day care provider for more than a year. A web cam is a pretty good idea also. If I had to put my kids day care, which I will do everything possible to not let happen, a web cam would be a must.</p>
<p>My wife and I have been lucky and have worked our schedules to work out for the better. We have two <span class="blsp-spelling-error">lil</span> ones, 5 and 7&#8230; who have not spent one hour, or one minute in a daycare center. In other words&#8230; we have kept our children out of a stranger&#8217;s care, 100%. This is something we are both proud of. Sure, it takes some working out and patience, we don&#8217;t see much of each other&#8230; but our kids are safe with us and don&#8217;t have to listen to someone who is just being paid to watch our kid.</p>
<p>So.. to sum up, TRY to work things out. Sacrifice your time together if needed, anything to keep your child out of <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected">some one&#8217;s</span> hand you don&#8217;t know Sh*t about! I think we have made it through the tough times, me working 8-5, the wife working here and there&#8230; 5-10 at night. We still get quality time together, and our kids our in our hands.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.idahopress.com/articles/2007/03/01/news/news1.txt">The Idaho Press-Tribune</a></p>
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		<title>Kids not wearing seatbelts in Idaho</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fctoma</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure why there is such an outcry against the seat belt laws for the children these days? I&#8217;m listening to talk radio, local news and a few newspaper articles&#8230; and just don&#8217;t understand.
I am against the government ruling our thoughts and the way we live but some of these are to protect the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure why there is such an outcry against the seat belt laws for the children these days? I&#8217;m listening to talk radio, local news and a few newspaper articles&#8230; and just don&#8217;t understand.</p>
<p>I am against the government ruling our thoughts and the way we live but some of these are to protect the kids, who CAN&#8217;T make their own choice, who DO NOT understand what can happen to them if they fly off the road. This is to protect the children who&#8217;s parents have no clue of security or safety.</p>
<p>Way to many times I&#8217;ve been driving down the road and see kids standing in the front seat, kids sitting backwards, kids not buckled, parents smoking in the car, talking on the cell phone, etc&#8230; These type of parents are 100% <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected">dirt bags</span>.</p>
<p>Question: Would YOU want your kid riding with a parent who is talking on the cell phone, smoking with the Windows up, and driving around Idaho Falls unbuckled? If you said yes, you <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected">truly</span> are a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected">dirt bag</span>.</p>
<p>Sure, Idaho Falls does not have tons of traffic, a seat belt may or may not save their life. But the fact is&#8230; it CAN save the little one&#8217;s life in an <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected">unexpected</span> accident. Who knows if someone doesn&#8217;t see a stop sign and rams into the side of your car at 35mph, throwing your kid out onto 17<span class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span> St, after they have smashed through the Window.</p>
<p>Who knows, maybe your little child&#8217;s arm, or leg, or head will be smashed while exiting the car because they weren&#8217;t restrained&#8230; pretty sick eh? pretty real.</p>
<p>So, all the dirtballs out there who don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s good to require a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected">seat belt</span> on your little one. Go to the top of your roof, throw a watermelon off your roof onto the cement and see what happens. This could be your kids head.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve all seen it, many times on our roads in Idaho, kids without <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected">seat belts</span>. Help these kids, spread the word.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.localnews8.com/story.cfm?nav=news&amp;storyID=1386"><span class="blsp-spelling-error">LocalNews</span>8.com &#8211; Idaho Falls, <span class="blsp-spelling-error">Pocatello</span>, Blackfoot, Jackson &#8211; <span class="blsp-spelling-error">Seatbelt</span>, Child Seat Bills Clear Idaho Senate, Move to House</a></p>
<p>Look people, get it through your head before you lose a child&#8230; protect them, that is your number one job as a parent, do all you can to protect your little girl or boy. Do you really need to be told this? If you were doing this, you wouldn&#8217;t give a shit about what the law is&#8230; you&#8217;d just DO IT!</p>
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