All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the hell was in charge.
I should be in charge, said the brain, Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.
I should be in charge, said the blood, Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me […]

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy.
Around 3:00 AM., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the […]