Forshizelmynizel » hillary clinton http://www.forshizelmynizel.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:47:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 A Condom is our National Symbol http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-condom-is-our-national-symbol.html http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-condom-is-our-national-symbol.html#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:48:28 +0000 admin http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-condom-is-our-national-symbol.html Today we will all get out and vote for the next president of the United States. Most of us are looking at the election as the “lesser of two evils”.

On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace.

On the other side, John McCain will force us into kicking everyone’s ass on this planet. Both will bring tough times to America.



The government today announced that it is changing it’s national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

  • A condom allows for inflation
  • Halts any type of production
  • Destroys the next generation.
  • Protects a bunch of f*cking pricks.
  • Gives you a sense of security while you’re being boned up the ass on a daily basis



We are refunding you’re money, we have
found you’re too f*cking ugly to bang.
Please, go find a dog for your pleasure
Way to go sparky, we all loved being wrapped up in sheep skin or some rubbery latex. The American public should be using condoms, not making decisions on a pro-condomatic process we have all learned to hate.

]]> http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-condom-is-our-national-symbol.html/feed 2 A Bitch in under any circumstance http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-bitch-in-under-any-circumstance.html http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-bitch-in-under-any-circumstance.html#comments Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:38:00 +0000 fctoma http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/a-bitch-in-under-any-circumstance.html An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes

The 1st passenger said, “I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, and I can’t afford to die.” So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, “I am the wife of a former U.S. President, a NY State Senator, and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America ’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.


The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, “I am a US Senator, the democratic party needs me, and my liver still has some good years left.” So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.


The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, “I am old and frail and don’t have many years left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

The girl said, “That’s okay. There’s a parachute left for you. The Bitch who called herself America’s smartest woman took my school bag.”

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