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A Condom is our National Symbol

Today we will all get out and vote for the next president of the United States. Most of us are looking at the election as the “lesser of two evils”.
On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace.
On the other side, John McCain will force us [...]

Golf, the Rabbit, and Bill

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.’
The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he hears, ‘Ribbit [...]