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		<title>Yes, we really do hate the American media</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My niece, Katelyn, stationed at Baluud , Iraq was assigned, with others of her detachment, to be escort/guard/ watcher for Martha Raddatz of ABC News as she covered John McCain&#8217;s recent trip to Iraq &#8230;
Katelyn and her Captain stood directly behind Raddatz as she queried GI&#8217;s walking past. They kept count of the GI&#8217;s and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My niece, Katelyn, stationed at Baluud , Iraq was assigned, with others of her detachment, to be escort/guard/ watcher for Martha Raddatz of ABC News as she covered John McCain&#8217;s recent trip to Iraq &#8230;</p>
<p>Katelyn and her Captain stood directly behind Raddatz as she queried GI&#8217;s walking past. They kept count of the GI&#8217;s and you should remember these numbers.</p>
<p>She asked 60 GI&#8217;s who they planned to vote for in November. 54 said John McCain, 4 for Obama and 2 for Hillary.</p>
<p><img src="/images/bush.jpg" style="margin-left: 38px; margin-bottom: 14px" align="right" />Katelyn called home and told her Mom and Dad to watch ABC news the next night because she was standing directly behind Raddatz and maybe they&#8217;d see her on TV. Mom and Dad of course, called and emailed all the kinfolk to watch the newscast and maybe see Katelyn.</p>
<p>Well, of course, we all watched and what we saw wasn&#8217;t a glimpse of Katelyn, but got a hell&#8217;uva view of skewed news. After a dissertation on McCain&#8217;s trip and speech, ABC showed 5 GI&#8217;s being asked by Raddatz how they were going to vote in November; 3 for Obama and 2 for Clinton.</p>
<p><center><img src="/images/obama-sucks.jpg" /></center></p>
<p align="center"><strong>No mention of the 54 for McCain.</strong></p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><strong>The bias American media strikes again</strong></p>
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		<title>Fill that in with water</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three men &#8211; a Canadian farmer, osama bin laden and an American are all workingtogether one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. &#8220;I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total&#8221;,  says the Genie.
The Canadian says, &#8220;I am a farmer and my son [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:130%;">Three men</span> &#8211; a <span style="font-weight:bold;">Canadian farmer</span>, <span style="font-weight:bold;">osama bin laden</span> and an <span style="font-weight:bold;">American </span>are all workingtogether one day.</p>
<p>They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. &#8220;I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total&#8221;,  says the Genie.</p>
<p>The Canadian says, &#8220;I am a farmer and my son will also farm.  I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .&#8221;</p>
<p>POOF!  With the blink of the Genie&#8221;s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.</p>
<p>Osama was amazed, so he said, &#8220;I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our  precious land.&#8221;</p>
<p>POOF!  Again, with the blink of the Genie&#8221;s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.</p>
<p><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/R8eXem7SDVI/AAAAAAAABR8/YKtur7KKcTw/s1600-h/screw-obama.jpg"><img style="display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/R8eXem7SDVI/AAAAAAAABR8/YKtur7KKcTw/s400/screw-obama.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />The American says, &#8220;I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.&#8221; The Genie explains&#8230; it&#8221;s about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country.  Nothing can get in or out; it&#8221;s virtually impenetrable.&#8221;</p>
<p>The American sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, &#8220;Fuck him, fill it with water!&#8221;</p>
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