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		<title>America &#8211; Isn&#8217;t it time to Speak UP?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone concentrates on the problems we&#8217;re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It&#8217;s a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
Put the Florida alligators [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone concentrates on the problems we&#8217;re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida</p>
<p>Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It&#8217;s a win-win situation.</p>
<ul>
<li>Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.</li>
<li>Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.</li>
<li>Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.</li>
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<p>A VERY SIMPLE solution for various problems. But, the f*cking liberals and pacifists won&#8217;t let this happen because they&#8217;re afraid someone will cry, or get their feelings hurt. So be it bizels! These dirt bags only end up hurting our country.</p>
<p>Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?  Yes!<br />
<center><img src="http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/images/sex-and-religion.jpg" /></center><br />
Think about this one:</p>
<ol>
<li>Cows</li>
<li>The Constitution</li>
<li>The Ten Commandments</li>
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<h2>C O W S</h2>
<p>Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.</p>
<h2>T H E  C O N S T I T U T I O N</h2>
<p><img src="http://www.forshizelmynizel.com/images/constitution.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 35px" align="right" />They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq  Why don&#8217;t we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we&#8217;re not using it anymore.</p>
<h2>T H E  1 0  C O M M A N D M E N T S</h2>
<p>The real reason that we can&#8217;t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post &#8216;Thou Shalt Not Steal,&#8217; &#8216;Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,&#8217; and &#8216;Thou Shall Not Lie&#8217; in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians&#8230;It creates a hostile work environment.</p>
<p><strong>PART OF THE PROBLEM</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.</li>
<li>Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.</li>
<li>Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.</li>
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<p align="center">Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?  Yes!</p>
<p>Also, Think about this: If you don&#8217;t want to send this post to a friend for fear of offending someone&#8211; <strong>YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM</strong>!</p>
<p align="center"><em><strong>It is Time for America to Speak up!</strong></em></p>
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		<title>American Presidential Race in the Dumps</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the hell is wrong with our country. We used to have such proud, respectful, and knowledgeable leaders. Congress has gone to sh*t, the president has gone to sh*t, and all these f*cking liberals want something for nothing. Or, they get offended by the smallest of issues and have to make sure everyone knows about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the hell is wrong with our country. We used to have such proud, respectful, and knowledgeable leaders. Congress has gone to sh*t, the president has gone to sh*t, and all these f*cking liberals want something for nothing. Or, they get offended by the smallest of issues and have to make sure everyone knows about it and lawsuits fly from the left and right.</p>
<p>Our leaders, however experienced they are&#8230; nothing but liars and backstabbing politicians. Every other country is finally able to see through our mighty American blanket and see what a fucked up government we really do have. Here&#8217;s an excerpt from the Holland press. Something I know most of us can sadley agree on.</p>
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<p style="padding: 10px 28px">&#8220;We in Holland cannot figure out why you in America are even bothering to hold an election?</p>
<p>On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, opposed by a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.</p>
<p>On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.</p>
<p>Is there any contest here?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>If they only still made them like Abe Lincoln</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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33 Senators Voted Against English as America&#8217;s Official Language on June 6, 2007. On Wed. 6 June 2007 23:35:23 &#8211; 0500  Colonel Harry Riley, USA, Ret. Wrote:
Senators:
Your vote against an amendment to the immigration Bill 1348&#8230;&#8230;to make English America&#8217;s official language is astounding. On D-Day, no less, when we honor those that sacrificed in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/R8eQgW7SDUI/AAAAAAAABRw/FU19Y83cg10/s1600-h/speakenglish.jpg"><img style="display:block;text-align:center;cursor:hand;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_enJgMxA8W8Q/R8eQgW7SDUI/AAAAAAAABRw/FU19Y83cg10/s400/speakenglish.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>33 Senators Voted Against English as America&#8217;s Official Language on June 6, 2007. On Wed. 6 June 2007 23:35:23 &#8211; 0500  Colonel Harry Riley, USA, Ret. Wrote:</p>
<p>Senators:</p>
<p>Your vote against an amendment to the immigration Bill 1348&#8230;&#8230;to make English America&#8217;s official language is astounding. On D-Day, no less, when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock, character and principles of America, I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens.  I don&#8217;t much care where you come from.  What your religion is.  Whether you&#8217;re black, white, or some other color</p>
<p>Male or female&#8230;&#8230;Democrat, Republican or Independent&#8230;&#8230;. But I do care when you are a United States Senator representing Citizens of America&#8230;.and vote against English as the official language of the United States.</p>
<p>Your vote reflects Betrayal.  Political Surrender.  Violates Your Pledge of Allegiance.  Dishonors historical principle. Rejects Patriotism.  Borders on traitorous action and, in my opinion, makes you unfit to serve as a United States Senator&#8230;impeachment&#8230; Recall. Or other appropriate action is warranted or worse.</p>
<p>Four of you voting against English as America&#8217;s Official Language are Presidential  Candidates:  Senator Biden, Senator Clinton, Senator Dodd and Senator Obama. </p>
<p>Four Senators vying to lead America, but won&#8217;t or Don&#8217;t have the courage to cast a vote in favor of &#8220;English&#8221;  as America&#8217;s Official Language when 91% of American Citizens want English  officially designated as our language. </p>
<p>This is the second time in the last several months this list of Senators have disgraced themselves as &#8220;policital<br />Hacks&#8221;. Unworthy as Senators and certainly unqualified to serve as President of the United States. </p>
<p>If America is as angry as I am, you will realize a backlash so stunning it will literally &#8220;rock you out of your panties&#8221;. And preferably totally out of the  United States Senate.</p>
<p>The entire immigration bill is a farce&#8230; Your action only confirms this really isn&#8217;t about America&#8230;..it is about self-serving politics&#8230;&#8230;despicable at best.  It has been said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Never Argue with an Idiot&#8230;.They&#8217;ll drag you down to their level!&#8221;</p>
<p>The following Senators voted against making English  the official language<br />Of America:</p>
<p>Akaka (D-HI)<br />Bayh (D-IN)<br />Biden (D-DE) (Wants to be President)<br />Bingaman (D-NM)<br />Boxer (D-CA)<br />Cantwell (D-WA)<br />Clinton (D-NY) (Wants to be President) <br />Dayton (D-MN)<br />Dodd (D- MN) wants to be president<br />Domenici (R-NM) coward. Protecting his senate seat<br />Durbin (D-IL)<br />Feingold (D-win) &#8211; not unusual for him<br />Feinstein (D-ca)<br />Harkin (D-IA)<br />Inouye (D-hi)<br />Jeffords (I-VT)<br />Kennedy &#8211; (D-ma)<br />Kerry (D-ma) (tried to be president)<br />Kohl (D-WI))<br />Lautenberg (D-NJ)<br />Leahy (D-VT)<br />Levin (D-MI)<br />Lieberman (I-CT) Disappointment here&#8230;..<br />Menendez (D-NJ)<br />Mikulski (D-MD)<br />Murray (D-WA)<br />Obama (D-IL) (Wants to be President)<br />Reed (D-RI)<br />Reid (D-NV) Senate Majority Leader<br />As Lazar (D-CO)<br />Sarbanes (D-MD)<br />Schumer (D-NY)<br />Stabenow (D-M</p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN</span><br />&#8220;Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or Hanged!</p>
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