Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
Put the Florida alligators [...]

What the hell is wrong with our country. We used to have such proud, respectful, and knowledgeable leaders. Congress has gone to sh*t, the president has gone to sh*t, and all these f*cking liberals want something for nothing. Or, they get offended by the smallest of issues and have to make sure everyone knows about [...]