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A Condom is our National Symbol

Today we will all get out and vote for the next president of the United States. Most of us are looking at the election as the “lesser of two evils”.

On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace.

On the other side, John McCain will force us into kicking everyone’s ass on this planet. Both will bring tough times to America.



The government today announced that it is changing it’s national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

  • A condom allows for inflation
  • Halts any type of production
  • Destroys the next generation.
  • Protects a bunch of f*cking pricks.
  • Gives you a sense of security while you’re being boned up the ass on a daily basis



We are refunding you’re money, we have
found you’re too f*cking ugly to bang.
Please, go find a dog for your pleasure
Way to go sparky, we all loved being wrapped up in sheep skin or some rubbery latex. The American public should be using condoms, not making decisions on a pro-condomatic process we have all learned to hate.


 

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  1. [...] A Condom is our National Symbol Today we will all get out and vote for the next president of the United States. Most of us are looking at the election as the “lesser of two evils”. On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace. On the other side, John McCain will force us into kicking everyone’s ass on this planet. Both will bring tough times to America. The government today announced that it is changing it’s national symbol to a condom because it more accu [...]

  2. [...] A Condom is our National Symbol Today we will all get out and vote for the next president of the United States. Most of us are looking at the election as the “lesser of two evils”. On one side you have a terroristic-named Obama, who will spiral our government and public into monetary disgrace. On the other side, John McCain will force us into kicking everyone’s ass on this planet. Both will bring tough times to America. The government today announced that it is changing it’s national symbol to a condom because it more accu [...]