Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
Put the Florida alligators [...]

A man, having applied to join the police force in a small south Texas town, is being interviewed to help get rid of all the dirtballs coming across the US and Mexican border.
Lately in the news, there have been many reports of how US Marshals and Border Patrol Agents have been using excessive force. F*CK [...]