According to the Washington Post, she first met with McCain in February, but nobody ever found out. This is a woman used to keeping secrets. She can be entrusted with our national security, because she already is.
Sarah Palin, wow, what a hottie. I’m sure the foreign leaders are somewhat bummed about not having her visit [...]

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a [...]