Archive for November, 2008

Obama and Oprah - Our Worst Nightmare

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama’s private plane.
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,  ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied,  ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make [...]

A Statue and a Pigeon

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, ‘As a [...]