An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes
The 1st passenger said, “I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, and I can’t afford to die.” So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, “I am [...]

All I can say is unfuckingbelievable… I’m sorry I had to see this on a relaxing weekend.
Make Up $60
Tattoo $500Boob Job $10000
Forgetting To TuckYour Fucking Nuts In…Priceless!