My last post was about the “ASS” being in charge so I thought I’d pass this one along also to all who haven’t seen the ASSICONS! Somebody, somewhere had way to much time on their hands. Who else would sit at their desk and think of assiscons. What the hell are assicons?
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the hell was in charge.
I should be in charge, said the brain, Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.
I should be in charge, said the blood, Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me [...]