Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. Hmmm, brings me back to the old college days for sure

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. but wouldn’t it be fun?

You keep more food than beer in the fridge. Didn’t say shit about wine and the [...]

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Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.
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